The 100 Uses of Sanitary Pads: Beyond Blood Absorption, They Can... (Hilarious but Genuinely Useful Version)

Ladies, today I'm going to expose the "most underrated invention in human history"—sanitary pads! Think they're only there to save you from a "sea of blood" during those few days each month? Too young, too simple! After some in-depth research (and sacrificing three packs of sanitary pads for experiments), I've discovered that these things are like "universal patches." They can seal leaking pipes, save you from social embarrassment, and even help you survive in the wild!

(Friendly reminder: Don't drink water while reading this, or I won't be responsible if you wet a sanitary pad by laughing!)

Social Embarrassment Emergency: Sanitary Pads, the Guardians of Your "Second Face"

Lipstick on Your Teeth? Use the Soft Cotton Surface of a Sanitary Pad to Wipe!

Did you apply a deathly Barbie pink lipstick before a date, only to find it all over your teeth when you smiled? Don't panic! Tear off the soft cotton surface of a sanitary pad (gently, don't rip it), and lightly wipe your teeth. Instantly, you'll have that "innocent and pure" look back.
Scientific Principle: The fine fibers of the soft cotton surface have strong adsorption power, comparable to a makeup sponge, and they're free of fluorescent agents, making them safer than tissue paper.

Eyeshadow Fallout? Use a Sanitary Pad as a "Powder Puff"!

After finishing your makeup, do you find your under-eye area looks like you've been punched? Tear off the adhesive backing layer of a sanitary pad (don't throw it away!), flip it over, and press it against the area with fallout. Gently pat, and all the powder residue will stick to it, leaving your eye makeup as clean as if you'd just had a facial treatment!
Netizen's Real-life Test: "It's 100 times better than a loose powder brush, and you don't even have to wash it!"

High Heels Rubbing Your Feet? Turn a Sanitary Pad into a "Heel Grip"!

Are your new shoes rubbing your feet so badly that you're questioning life? Cut a small piece of a sanitary pad (opt for a thin, daily-use one, or you'll feel like you're wearing elevator shoes), and stick it on the inside of the shoe's heel. It's soft and absorbent, and you can walk all day without getting blisters!
Fun Fact: In ancient Europe, nobles used velvet to pad their shoes. We use sanitary pads—it's basically the same noble experience!

Life Hacks: Sanitary Pads, Your "Invisible Housekeeper"

Phone Got Wet? Use the "Emergency Water Absorption Method" with a Sanitary Pad!

Did your phone fall into the toilet or a cup of milk tea? Don't panic! Turn it off immediately, wrap it in a sanitary pad (especially around the charging port and headphone jack), put it in a sealed bag, and place it in the fridge for 2 hours. The water-absorbing particles in the sanitary pad will frantically suck up the moisture, with a 70% chance of reviving your phone!
Experimental Data: I tested it myself. My iPhone 13 survived after being submerged in milk tea for 10 minutes, and now it's still working fine to take this post.

Deodorize Your Fridge? Sanitary Pad + Baking Soda = A Powerful Combo!

Is the smell in your fridge strong enough to knock out a mosquito? Sprinkle a spoonful of baking soda on a sanitary pad, fold it up, and secure it with a rubber band. Then, tuck it into a corner of the fridge. The baking soda absorbs odors, while the sanitary pad locks in moisture. After three days, open the fridge—ah, it smells like spring!
Principle Revealed: The breathable film of the sanitary pad controls the evaporation rate of the baking soda, making it last longer than if you just put baking soda in there directly.

Leaking Water Pipe? Use a Sanitary Pad as a "Temporary Leak Stopper"!

If a water pipe suddenly starts leaking and the property management is taking forever to come, tear open a sanitary pad and stuff the absorbent core into the leak (don't stuff it in too tightly, or you won't be able to pull it out). Use tape to secure the outer layer. The absorbent core will swell when it comes into contact with water, temporarily sealing small cracks and buying you time to replace the pipe.
Safety Warning: This method is only for emergencies. For major leaks, call 119 (or the emergency services in your area) directly!

Outdoor Survival: Sanitary Pads, Your "Wilderness Companion"

Start a Fire in the Wild? Use a Sanitary Pad as a "Fire Starter"!

Having trouble finding kindling while camping? Tear open a sanitary pad, take out the absorbent core (mainly made of polymer resin), cut it into thin strips with a knife, and combine it with dry leaves and a flint. You can easily start a fire! The absorbent core is flammable and burns for a long time, much more reliable than tissue paper!
Survival Expert's Approval: A野外求生 (wilderness survival) show once used a sanitary pad to cook instant noodles, and netizens called it "ridiculous but useful."

Dress a Wound? Use a Sanitary Pad as a "Sterile Dressing Substitute"!

If you get a scrape and bleed while hiking and don't have a first-aid kit, tear off the soft cotton surface of an unused sanitary pad and gently press it against the wound to stop the bleeding. Its sterile design is much safer than a random piece of cloth, and it can also absorb exudate to prevent infection.
Medical Reminder: This method is only for minor wounds. For severe bleeding, seek medical attention immediately!

Mark Your Route? Use a Sanitary Pad as a "Fluorescent Marker"!

Afraid of getting lost while hiking at night? Use a fluorescent pen to draw arrows on the back of a sanitary pad, tear it into small strips, and stick them on tree trunks or rocks. The reflective film of the sanitary pad is highly visible under moonlight, much easier than arranging stones to mark the route!
Netizen's Witty Comment: "Suggest sanitary pad manufacturers make a glow-in-the-dark version and dominate the outdoor market!"

Cold Knowledge Bomb: The "Hidden Skills" of Sanitary Pads

Can Sanitary Pads Test Water Quality?

Dip the absorbent core of a sanitary pad into water. If the color turns yellow or there's an odor, it may indicate the presence of heavy metals or bacteria in the water. The principle is that the polymer resin in the absorbent core reacts with impurities and changes color (only for rough testing, don't take it too seriously).

Can Sanitary Pads Be Used to Grow Plants?

Cut up the absorbent core of a used sanitary pad (disinfect it first!), mix it with soil, and use it to grow succulents. The absorbent core can slowly release water, preventing root rot and keeping the soil more moist than regular potting soil!
Environmental Warning: Use biodegradable sanitary pads, or your flower pot may turn into a "plastic graveyard."

Can Sanitary Pads Be Used for Self-defense?

If you encounter harassment, quickly tear open a sanitary pad, squeeze the absorbent core into a ball, and throw it at the other person's eyes (don't actually throw it, it's dangerous!). The sticky and slimy feeling after it expands can briefly interfere with their vision, giving you time to escape... (Just kidding, safety first!)

Finally, a Serious Note:

The "versatility" of sanitary pads stems from their core design—water absorption, breathability, sterility, and softness. However, please note that for all "non-menstrual uses" mentioned in this article, it's recommended to use new, unopened sanitary pads (except for emergency wound treatment). Also, some methods may need to be adjusted according to the actual situation.

So, next time you stock up on sanitary pads, don't just buy daily and nighttime ones—you never know when they might save your phone, your shoes, or even your life!

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